Oh No I’m still here. I missed out on the Biggest Bailout of the Century. Holy Shit!

I stopped blogging in anticipation for this day. I don’t want to be destroyed in the final battle.  I don’t want to be thrust into the lake of fire. Alas, my greatest fears have crystallized……I’ve been left behind!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Here, this guy Xenocrates explains why the rapture failed.