Everybody needs to relieve some stress every now and then. We all especially need some release during this economic turbulence.
No money but wanna have fun
Here are some ideas to have fun on a budget.
1. I love observing animals but I don’t want to spend to go to the zoo.
Go to the Pet Store! You don’t have to pay to look at the animals, and you don’t have to pay period to play with them.
2. I want to workout but don’t want to get a gym membership.
Easy solution. Go to the weights section at Walmart. You lift weights there for free. But the dumb bells only go up to 35. You know some of us need 40+ pounds to arm curl.
3. I want to go to the strip club, but don’t have the money or I am too ashamed of being spotted in public.
Ahem…well I don’t know what your moral hangups may be, but if you are really bent on not meeting real women. You can look up internet porn. It’s one of the biggest industries in the world. (You’re not the only one who has it.)
Porn!!
So that concludes my vacation ideas during these trying times. I’m short on ideas. Sometimes it’s good to laugh to keep from crying.
Until next time. Been working on some new stuff. Ready to put it out there. Well I’m out of it tired and sleepy. Peace. African Origins signing out.
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